Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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