apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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