Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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