i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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