i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
So. Much. Porn.
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