Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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