I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Sext me about skeletons
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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