fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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