awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I supernannyed him into submission
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
