hotel room ftw
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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