so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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