Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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