is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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