If that was your dad, he is hot
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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