Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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