i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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