maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
