porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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