4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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