We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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