I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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