oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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