sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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