How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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