it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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