I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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