well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
