Small penises have feelings too.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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