The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The adults are the big ones right?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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