Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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