my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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