It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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