Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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