I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
