On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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