the new term for farting is butt boxing.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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