the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You made out with two different species that night
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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