i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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