i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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