a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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