its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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