I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
He kissed a someone with a penis
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
