haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Is it because I queefed?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We are two peas in an std pod
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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