I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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