is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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