I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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