I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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