Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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