Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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