Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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