Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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