I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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