What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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