I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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