I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Is her dick bigger than yours?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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