At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Are my feet made of real feet?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
